The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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