You work out of a Hotel?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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