no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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