That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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