Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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