yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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