The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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