Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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