it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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