Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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