so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Enjoy the penises
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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