are you still at the devil's house?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
this is an emotional support booty call
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
