strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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