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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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