I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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