absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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