I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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