you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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