It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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