Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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