Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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