I will die if light touches me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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