: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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