Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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