He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
ttyl tear gas
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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