You smell like stripper and shame
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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