it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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