I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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