I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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