why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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