Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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