the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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