maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have feelings that need drinking.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
