so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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