if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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