I wanna passion pit in your ass
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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