I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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