her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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