I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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