You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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