Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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