I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
