yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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