4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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