How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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