there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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