This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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