i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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