Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I need moral support for this bender
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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