I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I CAN MOONWALK!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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