...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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