I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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