so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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