I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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