its not stalking. its research.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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