Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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